Got a layout for the George Clinton contest up. Man, people are bitching on the contest page because the prize money isn't that much, not enough time, etc.

Damn people! This is GEORGE CLINTON!!!!
Y'know...P-FUNK?!?!?!

hmmm, okay, how about this. You know all those rap songs that actually sound good? IT'S A SAMPLE FROM A P-FUNK TUNE!!! I swear it!

Man, if P-Funk says make a web site - you MAKE a WEBSITE!

I would literally shit my pants if I won this! So would anyone I know!

Friend: "So, what you been up to lately?"
Me: "Well, been hangin' out..., listening to music..., just designed a website for George Clinton..."
Friend: *shits pants, falls down in it, get up, finds lighter, lights pubic hair on fire, runs outta the room screaming "The prophecy has come true".
Me: *Smiles funkily*