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I am a Flash Designer
kazmeyer
32/Male/Canada
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Last Visit: 5 weeks ago
Derek Barnes
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This is the place where you can personalize your profile!
But, how?
By moving, adding and personalizing widgets.
You can drag and drop to rearrange.
You can edit widgets to customize them.
The left side has widgets you can add!
Some widgets you can only access when you get a premium membership.
Some widgets have options that are only available when you get a premium membership.
We've split the page into zones!
Certain widgets can only be added to certain zones.
"Why," you ask? Because we want profile pages to have freedom of customization, but also to have some consistency. This way, when anyone visits a deviant, they know they can always find the art in the top left, and personal info in the top right.
Don't forget, restraints can bring out the creativity in you!
Now go forth and astound us all with your devious profiles!
Got a layout for the George Clinton contest up. Man, people are bitching on the contest page because the prize money isn't that much, not enough time, etc.
Damn people! This is GEORGE CLINTON!!!!
Y'know...P-FUNK?!?!?!
hmmm, okay, how about this. You know all those rap songs that actually sound good? IT'S A SAMPLE FROM A P-FUNK TUNE!!! I swear it!
Man, if P-Funk says make a web site - you MAKE a WEBSITE!
I would literally shit my pants if I won this! So would anyone I know!
Friend: "So, what you been up to lately?"
Me: "Well, been hangin' out..., listening to music..., just designed a website for George Clinton..."
Friend: *shits pants, falls down in it, get up, finds lighter, lights pubic hair on fire, runs outta the room screaming "The prophecy has come true".
Me: *Smiles funkily*
Have you ever had a dream, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?
What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire deviant life, that there's something wrong with the story. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
You take the blue pill, the story ends. Your browser closes and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland. And, I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Dude, I soooooo agree with your journal entry about the GC contest. Even if people don't approve, they shouldn't keep whining! Most of the ones moaning about the cash have never earnt a penny doing web design anyway. I think you've got a pretty good chance of a prize too.
Stay Lucky
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Life is a lemon and I want my money back [link]
What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire deviant life, that there's something wrong with the story. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
You take the blue pill, the story ends. Your browser closes and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland. And, I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
I offer only the truth, nothing more.
Take: The Red Pill
Take: The Blue Pill
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Stay Lucky
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